First Week Trials

Aside

A busy week here. I started my first week of work, was introduced to the people and facility here, and have explored some of the local restaurants as well as some of the big stores: I already have a jingle from “k’s denki” (kaaaaaay’s den-key) stuck in my head. This is an electronics shop.

It’s amazing how I have to prepare for the most mundane tasks. Aside from the fact that as a spoiled American this is the first time I don’t have access to a car; I now have to find places and order food that are all in another language. And this language, well having a dictionary won’t even help because everything is in Kanji. This of course, is par for the course and I love it. I’ve also had some helpful people around that can help me translate but sometimes your on your own and just have to take it as it is.

I could probably write a book about my first week here, but I really don’t want these posts to get too wordy. So, I will try to have as many pictures as possible with only the tastiest little anecdotes.

Monday 

I was driven around by an employee of the company. I was told she would pick me up at my hotel and will take me for a bus pass, registration at city hall, open a bank account, finding my apartment, and buying some groceries and essentials. The only stipulation being she doesn’t speak English. So you can imagine the gestures I had to make when I said I was trying to find a loofah, and the excitement we had when we found it. Being driven from place to place, receiving different items, it was a little like a video game completing tasks as we went along. The most unique thing I received was a “hanko” stamp from the company. I use this for legal documents as a sort of certification.

Apartment

Ok so here’s the fun part. A full album of pictures of my apartment are here. I got most of my items when I was out shopping with my new colleague on Monday, I could tell what her expectations were for me as an American. She took me straight to the ketchup and mayonnaise at the grocery store. Conversely, I got a feel for the Japanese immediately. Almost without asking she gives me a dust mop, slippers, hand soap, and laundry detergent. It’s amazing how much I’ve been cleaning. Note to future self: teach children the value of cleanliness by living in cramped quarters. I don’t clean because it’s the “Japanese Way” or even as a symbol of respect. I clean because I have to. If I don’t wash my dishes I don’t have dishes. I have one plate, one glass, one knife, If I don’t clean my room my room is now an obstacle course. Suddenly I feel like my life is a game of tetris.

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Life in Tsukuba

My first week turned out to be even more interesting than I would have imagined. The VP’s of my company were all visiting the Tsukuba facility. It is common practice to have a welcome dinner for new employees, it just so happened my welcome dinner was also a meeting for 5 of the top executives to be sharing a meal  with all of us researchers. So we all shared a meal at a restaurant where you take off your shoes before you sit down. And inexplicably at this restaurant we were served french fries and ketchup after dinner.

Delicioso Tempura

No matter where you are or where you come from there is a common human bond when you share a meal with each other. And providing food for each other becomes a rite of passage when you are visiting a new land. It’s in our blood, it’s in everybody’s blood. Our nature is to nurture. My 3rd night in Tsukuba I did a little more shopping with a friend and we made sushi at his apartment. The next day we went with a couple more people to a restaurant called Shin-chan that has been around for something like 200 years and has the traditional tatami carpet. I had the best tempura I’ve ever had in my life while the Maneki Neko cat looked over us. Some of you may recognize this little guy. He’s often in Chinese restaurants waving one of his paws (sometimes both). One interpretation is the left paw represents luck and the right represents wealth. But maybe even more interesting is this gesture, the downward facing paw is similar to the Japanese beckoning gesture “or come here”. While for westerners this gesture is usually done with an upturned palm. I couldn’t help but giggle when my HR person beckoned me with her paw facing down to show me how to use the printer.

The weather has suddenly turned warm this week, I wonder what Tokyo looks like in the final throes of Winter…

Day 1: From Weeping to Laughter

I’m not afraid to admit it, I cried. As soon as I got in the shuttle to take me to O’hare to take off on the first leg of this journey I was sitting in the back behind 2 scruffy looking men and I  started quietly tearing up. It was 5 a.m. I was exhausted and all of a sudden the reality of the situation hit me. It was the loss of control; I felt a little lump in my throat as I was giving my bags to the shuttler. This shuttle was like a katana through bamboo; I was past the point of no return.

Fast forward through 20hrs of flights. Which were pretty nondescript except my Peanut Butter got taken!! Noooooo. I sat next to a Kiwi (New Zealander) for the voyage over the Pacific. The plane ride was an excellent segue into my new social situation as a (even weirder) looking dude. It’s one thing to go to Europe where you can blend in, but now it feels like your skin suddenly has weight as you become hyper-aware of your appearance.

My schedule once I got off the plane was, to put lightly, hectic. 3 different trains means 2 transfers. The first train left only 45 minutes to get through customs, find my bags, buy tickets, and find the train…with 4 stupid bags. People who know me would snicker. They might even chortle and chuckle at the idea of me finding my way. Well let me tell you:

I

flippin’

nailed

it

Passport Sir? Boom, here you go with my visa and a wink. 

Unfamiliar ticket machines? Squadoosh – Gimme that ticket.

I got off at the right stops and made every single train I had planned for. People were laughing at the silly Gaijin with his 60lb bags struggling mightily down the stairs, but in the end I like to think I earned their respect. The sweat upon my brow was a warriors secretion. And to top it off, look who I was able to snap a picture of:

Kyary Pamyu Pamyu

 and for those who don’t know here  is her video.

My contact is waiting in Tsukuba for me in his right-sided steering wheel car. We drive on the left side of the road to my hotel where I will stay for 2 days before I move into an apartment. He is very kind and we lay out a plan for the next couple days.

The Hotel

The room is nice, I have wi-fi which I am currently using to pass binary communications across the interwebs. They left an origami crane in front of the pillow and it has enough room to relax a little. But hold on here folks let me tell you about the bathrooms. We have it all wrong back in the states. They have: all the toiletries in case you left something behind, a pair of slippers that I’m currently wearing along with a bathrobe. But here is the masterpiece—-

The Throne

After travelling halfway around the world, overcoming sleep deprivation, language barriers, coordinating for work, lack of peanut butter and you discover your about to unravel this marvel of engineering for the first time…I’m…I’m not sure if I can describe my emotions. Just as the day began with uncontrollable outpouring of emotion I finish my day roaring with laughter as I sit there using a bidet in a hotel room in Japan.

Getting to Japan

 Traveling anywhere for 9 months is exciting. But Japan,it carries a mystique with it. I think people can feel it too,  the combination of traditionalism and emphasis on history while embracing obscurity and modernism. It’s the possibility that you could see something you have never seen in your life and it could be any combination of beautiful, weird, functional, and culturally relevant.

Japan shut it’s borders to any foreign diplomacy between about 1603 and 1868 (aside from a small artificial island for Dutch traders). This means Japan and it’s society were isolated from any European or any other influence for 265 years. During that time revolutions in America, France, Canada, Mexico, China, and India came and went. Japan during this time experienced a period of relative stability and cultural diversity directed by strict social guidelines. So, in a simplified view, not only did the Japanese isolationism protect their culture, it sculpted it. Perhaps this is the origin of the Japanese Mystique .

If I had lived in another time it would not have even been possible to set foot on Japanese land, the ability to be welcomed now is a humbling thought.

Delaware to Japan: 

Driving Through 10 States: Delaware, Maryland, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Illinois, Indiana, Michigan

Total Driving: 1,400 Miles

3 Flights:

Florida to Chicago: 1,331 Miles

Chicago to Los Angeles: 2,014 Miles

Los Angeles to Tokyo: 5,471 Miles

Total: 10,216 Miles

The circumference of the Earth is some 25,000 miles around so making this trip 2.5 times would take me around the world.

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So there we are, I received a nice smile and a pleasant “I hope you enjoy Japan” from my Japanese ticket agent. And I think I will, I think I will.

We're going places

We’re going places

These would later be taken at the airport due to a packing error on my part. No PEANUT BUTTER!

These would later be taken at the airport due to a packing error on my part. No PEANUT BUTTER!

I look a little scared, tired, and overwhelmed

I look a little scared, tired, and overwhelmed

Will not fit in my wallet!

Will not fit in my wallet!